Oggie Cooder (Oggie Cooder ; #1) (ES Kindles)
From Goodreads: Oggie Cooder has a talent — he can charve better than anyone else in Truman Elementary School. (Charving, for the uninitiated, is the carving of a piece of cheese with one’s teeth.) Oggie doesn’t think this is anything special — but his whole school will soon be disagreeing with him. Because after he inadvertantly charves during a nationwide hunt for unusual talents, his charving puts him on the path to fame and forture. Suddenly, he’s the star of the school . . . but he’s not sure that he wants to shine that way.